Smooth Taste... If ass tastes smooth
It's hard to bust a beer that is labelled by it's parent company as "subpremium". Still, they try to pass it off on us as "smooth". This is the most disgusting product on the planet, and I am ashamed that my braincells had to be killed by such a product. Oh yes, Scott Duster has had Natty Ice. And never again will this foul substance cross my lips. Unless she's
that ugly and I'm not drunk enough and that's all there is for me to make things right. Then, I'll drink it. Kinda like only using a gun to save a child, but with about the exact opposite moral consequences. For my money, I'll stick with good old PBR.
"I'm an Independent"
"I'm a conservative democrat" "I'm a libertarian" Fuck THAT! You are an independently thinking individual who has a belief system that probably doesn't affiliate you %100 with any party. You are taking a huge grey area and trying to make it black and white. Political parties in general are busted!
I'm labeled a liberal. Fuck you! I'm Scott Duster, and I believe whatever the hell I want. Politcal parties ruin the idea of "the best man for the job". Ross Perot and Ralph Nader didn't have mainstream parties, so they got overlooked. Bullshit.
I think the damn presidential elections should run something like a season of American Idol. Put 20 contestants in a room and let them give their point of veiw about a topic. Then let America vote. Text message "Prez09" to 1-800-VOTE-NOW for Pat Buchanan. Weed out every week and continue.
So, political parties, go away. You are old and outdated and archaic, and all you lead to is a year's worth of propaganda that I have to watch during breaks in "Malcom in the Middle" reruns during campaign season. And damn it, those beer commercials are funnier then you.
Opening Salvo
That's right, Google. You are my first bitch of the day. Your crimes: Lying about you growth potential to your stockholders and defrauding you advertisers of millions.
Google makes money by promoting advertisers whenever you search for something. Say you type in "flowers". At the top of your results will be an ad to buy flowers. Everytime someone clicks on the ad, google gets money from that company.
"Click Fraud" is when a user constantly clicks on the ad with no intention of buying anything. In essence, the advertiser is paying for nothing.
You yourself can commit "click fraud"! Try it. Look up something on a search engine. When an ad pops up after the search, click on it. Then hit the back button and click on it again. Repeat. You just cost that company money. Neat! Beware though, because click fraud is illegal. That's right, you can go to jail just for clicking on a link a couple hundred times. That's our legal system for you. I'd bust our legal system, but that's redundent.
Google shouldn't get blamed for "click fraud". Google gets busted for lying about how much this happens. Google told advertisers that "click fraud" was a pretty rare thing. Turns out that this is actually a pretty common thing. In fact, hackers have developed bots that do all the click frauding for them. Now Google has to settle this case out of court for a paltry 90 million dollars.
One more thing. When I google myself, I get some damned Mopar racing site. Scott Duster won't put up with your shitty search engine anymore. Thanks for starting the second dot com bust, you holier-then-thou piece of crap software. I hope Lycos pisses in your boots.
